Animated Doctor Who meets Tim Burton
Original Illustrations by Michael Kenny
Aw man, some of these scare me.
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
- What they smell like:
MONEY!!! JK. Idk man. Like oil, whisky and aftershave
2. How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc):
He sleeps when he has to, i.e. when his brain isn’t going a million miles an hour telling him to party or be genius or have sex. So it’s random and varied. He can go to sleep at like 9 (though he feels old for it) or at like 3 am. And he hogs covers and the bed at times
3. What music they enjoy:
Classic rock, man. he’s not a big fan of the classics (though he can appreciate it at times. or techno. Just a mean guitar and some kick ass vocals are his thing.
4. How much time they spend getting ready every morning:
OMFG dude, a shitton. He spends at least an hour making sure his biggest product (his own person) is in tip top shape and ready to be admired. There’s the sculpting his beard to perfection, checking his hair for grays (and then treating said gray’s.) waiting for Tony to get ready should be a level of hell
5. Their favorite thing to collect:
lovers? phone numbers? fans? Idek dude. He collects cars, I guess. anything shiny and cool that gets his attention. Also gadgets that he’s created (he doesn’t like to throw any of them away, even the failures, for thinking they could be of use later
6. Left or right-handed:
7. Religion (if any):
8. Favorite sport:
9. Favorite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc):
finding all those hidden clubs and stuff that only select people can get into. Or crashing parties and things to sightsee the locals w/o them knowing he’s there.
10. Favorite kind of weather:
I guess sunny, so he can have pool parties and the like. I think winter would irk him a bit.
11.A weird/obscure fear they have:
He’s afraid of hurting his hands or losing his voice
12.The carnival/arcade game they always win without fail:
tough guy characters getting all blushy and flustered (◕‿◕✿)
look at this tiny guy carrying a big ball i love him
Paging @harto and @AnneWheaton.you’ll like these.
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
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- How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc):
- What music they enjoy:
- How much time they spend getting ready every morning:
- Their favorite thing to collect:
- Left or right-handed:
- Religion (if any):
- Favorite sport:
- Favorite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc):
- Favorite kind of weather:
- A weird/obscure fear they have:
- The carnival/arcade game they always win without fail: