You Can't Shoosh Pap The Hulk!
WHAT TUMBLR USER DO U SHIP ME WITH
Let’s play a game called “how long will it take my brother to get here?”

He’s supposed to pick us up at 5

but he’s notorious for having his own time zone.

so yeah, place your bets.

It’s 4:43 right now.

Going to my bros house for supper at 5

But I’m hungry now!

Also, I am used to having supper earlier than that so I am not amused.

and I bet you 100 bucks that it won’t even be ready when we get there

flowerswrappedinbacon:

The realest shit I ever did hear.

Hogwarts/Discworld fanfic where Lady Sybil and Hagrid talk about supernatural creature care

That’s it

that’s the whole fic

maybe with tea and cookies.

ohthisismuchworse:

LOOK THERE IS AN ARROW IN THE HAND OF ONE OF THE ULTRONS 
CLINT’S TRYING TO HELP THE HULK OUT AND THE HULK IS TRYING TO GET TO CLINT TO PROTECT HIM I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP

ohthisismuchworse:

LOOK THERE IS AN ARROW IN THE HAND OF ONE OF THE ULTRONS 

CLINT’S TRYING TO HELP THE HULK OUT AND THE HULK IS TRYING TO GET TO CLINT TO PROTECT HIM I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP

chrisprattawesomesource:

Chris Pratt is actually the nicest most humble celebrity in the world. Fact.

30

I’m 24 dear

and at 30 I think Ill be blogging about similar things, except I hope they will include blogging about my full time job and my house.

but that’s still a hope rn

send me an age and ill tell you what i would have been blogging about when i was that old

heartofoshun:

It will no doubt be mortifying, but do it!

I think I’m gonna go and sleep for a thousand hours