You Can't Shoosh Pap The Hulk!
51pegasib just sent me a free marvel unlimited membership for 1 year for my birthday

SO MANY COMICS

SO LITTLE TIME

HOLY SHIT!!!

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

2. Hulk/Clint angst porn (under a read more b/c porn)
Did you guys say you wanted angsty Hulkeye porn?

I swear I heard you say you wanted angsty Hulkeye porn

Reblog it if you ever cried while reading fiction.

featheredschist:

Often, because I go back and reread!

Gonna watch the purge

ALSO I HAVE FOUND OUT HOW TO CAPS LOCK ON A CHROMEBOOK

I left my phone in Bedford yesterday and my friends dropped it off

It turns out that I missed a voice mail from my boss today

she wanted to talk to me

and I’m 99% sure that it’s to talk about my two weeks notice

and I really don’t wanna go today

plus, I work tomorrow anyway and it’s like

why have that convo on my b day?

like, seriously

I am 25 yrs and 16 minutes old as of right now

I do not like this

Don’t ever feel bad for making a decision that upsets other people. You are not responsible for their happiness. You are responsible for your happiness.
Isaiah Henkel (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.